Carrick teaches you shooting

[Chinaman]

On BBC Sport, there's a video titled Crossbar Challenge. It is described as Michael Carrick shows you how to practise your shooting.

Anybody wants to learn shooting from him?

[onthejazzin77]

Is it shooting yourself in the foot?

[hastingsyid]

id like to shoot him the glory hunting prick

[Welsh Spur]

Loving your bluntness hastings, and in response.....

....Carrick can't shoot for shit! I hope United aren't hoping for goals from him!

[hastingsyid]

Loving your bluntness hastings, and in response.....

....Carrick can't shoot for shit! I hope United aren't hoping for goals from him!
thank-you my friend,sometimes i just cant help myself

[Spur]

Carrick's shot it actually a proper strike, he just doesn't use it, or when he does he rarely gets it on target.

So yea he can't shoot for shit.

[Houdini logic]

I could probably score more goals then Carrick, even if I played in goal.

[Shuggie13]

Does it then show Fergie shooting a wad of cash southwards bound? And the Levy shooting a load in excitement as he banks it. After that does it show Jol shooting Wenger a death stare as the poncy Frenchman tried to 'front' BMJ?

[Welsh Spur]

MJ would snap that french weed in half!

[Chinaman]

Just wonder who's in charge of things at BBC. If they want to teach shooting English style, there's no one buy Shearer. If they want it the fancy way, dare I suggest Henry on this board?

[Welsh Spur]

You just did!

[Shuggie13]

And we will never forgive you for it.

:(

[Billywhizz]

Carrick could'nt score in a brothel or hit a cows arse with a banjo

[Shuggie13]

I'm sure Rooney will gladly show him how to score in a brothel.

[Billywhizz]

I would'nt blame Carrick for going to a brothel, have you seen the state of his bird

[Chinaman]

She's a bloated gagoo(spelling?).

[Shuggie13]

She's a bloated gagoo(spelling?).

goat?
gnu?
goo-goo girl?

[TomMcLaren]

First, Chinaman, don't mention that c*** on here.

Second, Ronaldo will teach Carrick how to hit a cows arse with a banjo (alledgedly).

Third, what the hell is a goo-goo girl? Is he a cradle snatcher?

[highlander]

Carrick was a good person to teach the crossbar challenge, he can do it excellently he just cant hit the massive space between the stickes

[Chinaman]

Carrick was a good person to teach the crossbar challenge, he can do it excellently he just cant hit the massive space between the stickes

You're genius. Gagoo(spelling?) is the witch in King Solomon's Mines.

[TomMcLaren]

You're genius. Gagoo(spelling?) is the witch in King Solomon's Mines.

woooh, far too obscure for me!