Shuggie13
1st August 2009, 12:11 PM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2009/aug/01/peter-crouch-tottenham-expensive-english-striker
No great insight but amusing. I found this paragraph very funny.
First, I think it means we love Crouch. Footballers bring different things out of you. John Terry looks like the kind of person you'd like to go on a violently self-destructive stag weekend with, the kind where you're perpetually on the verge of being beaten up in some provincial super-club called Zeus or Volcano. Kolo Touré seems like the kind of person it might be nice to take a long country walk with. With Crouch, you'd want him along for the ride if you were buying a large piece of second-hand furniture. He could just hang around in the background, looking alert and quietly sceptical, and then maybe you'd go for lunch in a pizza restaurant.
:hahaha:Zeus or Volcano.
No great insight but amusing. I found this paragraph very funny.
First, I think it means we love Crouch. Footballers bring different things out of you. John Terry looks like the kind of person you'd like to go on a violently self-destructive stag weekend with, the kind where you're perpetually on the verge of being beaten up in some provincial super-club called Zeus or Volcano. Kolo Touré seems like the kind of person it might be nice to take a long country walk with. With Crouch, you'd want him along for the ride if you were buying a large piece of second-hand furniture. He could just hang around in the background, looking alert and quietly sceptical, and then maybe you'd go for lunch in a pizza restaurant.
:hahaha:Zeus or Volcano.