manchester police appeal

[hastingsyid]

Manchester police are appealing for any witnesses to come forward in an unprovoked mugging in the city.The police are keen to question a large dutch man who is also known to be a yiddo who is thought to be connected in the mugging of an elderly red faced scottish man who had in excess £18.6m stolen from him;) ;) ;) ;)

[Billywhizz]

The Dutch man and his accomplice a man who was smartly dressed and goes by the name of Levy were seen making a sharpest exit from Old Trafford today at around 12.00pm. The victim a drunk scotsman was reported to be very shaken but is now sedated. Police are now scanning CCTV pictures and appealing for witnesses. They belive the pair boarded a train bound for London @ 12.30pm.

[Danishspurs]

Haha.. yeah it's almost rubbery..

[Shuggie13]

The drunk Scotsman was quoted as saying, "we were actively looking to drop some cash for the new keane, but I think they mugged me a gave me the new Veron".

[RuFuS]

"Ah jock you want a Car ? We sold one not so long ago to a guy in Newcastle and he seems quite pleased."
"Yes we do have another, no it's not the same make, It's a bit more sporty, if thats what your looking for ?.
"No it's not continental but it has been abroad to germany recently"
"One former owner.It's a good runner, decent body work, recently been serviced, should keep you happy for years Jock and i'll throw in the accent for free"
"All yours 4 £18:5 mill subject to an MOT.Cash only.

Martin ARTHUR DALEY Jol

[Houdini logic]

Would we expect any less from Tony Soprano?