Shuggie13
22nd July 2009, 09:05 AM
Always funny, here is a section from today.
In his former career as frontman of the Proclaimers, Everton boss David Moyes was more concerned with pop than art, but now he has decided he wants the Turner Prize - Hull's Michael Turner, in fact, as a replacement should Joleon Lescott move to Eastlands. The destination of the Turner Prize is decided by a jury of one, a man called Brown with a sexx beard and an unashamed mid-life crisis on the go, who can be bribed with a small donation of £8m.
Tottenham boss Harold Redknapp is going to buy Peter Crouch from Portsmouth for £12m. Redknapp is also, according to the Sun, "determined to fend off a £10m bid from Aston Villa for England midfielder Jermaine Jenas". The image is a cute one, of Redknapp in his bunker, swishing furiously as £10m bids buzz around him like wasps, but he really doesn't need to go to all that trouble: just say no, Harry.
The knock-on effect of Spurs' move for Crouch is that Sunderland boss Steve Bruce will buy Darren Bent from Spurs. His first option, Sandra Redknapp, was not for sale at any price.
Harry Redknapp lavs 'er indoors, of course, but he is anything but monogamous when it comes to used cars. He has his eye on all sorts in addition to Crouch: Real Madrid's Alvaro Negredo, Manchester City's Martin Petrov (absurdly available for £5m, according to the Mail) and David Beckham.
In his former career as frontman of the Proclaimers, Everton boss David Moyes was more concerned with pop than art, but now he has decided he wants the Turner Prize - Hull's Michael Turner, in fact, as a replacement should Joleon Lescott move to Eastlands. The destination of the Turner Prize is decided by a jury of one, a man called Brown with a sexx beard and an unashamed mid-life crisis on the go, who can be bribed with a small donation of £8m.
Tottenham boss Harold Redknapp is going to buy Peter Crouch from Portsmouth for £12m. Redknapp is also, according to the Sun, "determined to fend off a £10m bid from Aston Villa for England midfielder Jermaine Jenas". The image is a cute one, of Redknapp in his bunker, swishing furiously as £10m bids buzz around him like wasps, but he really doesn't need to go to all that trouble: just say no, Harry.
The knock-on effect of Spurs' move for Crouch is that Sunderland boss Steve Bruce will buy Darren Bent from Spurs. His first option, Sandra Redknapp, was not for sale at any price.
Harry Redknapp lavs 'er indoors, of course, but he is anything but monogamous when it comes to used cars. He has his eye on all sorts in addition to Crouch: Real Madrid's Alvaro Negredo, Manchester City's Martin Petrov (absurdly available for £5m, according to the Mail) and David Beckham.