Ok, I sorted out the Carrick dilema.

[Shuggie13]

We bung Ronaldo a few million to plead for forgiveness and to stay at Man U. Jol takes Rooney on a trip to Amsterdam for the weekend. He does his fatherly routine, gives him a good ol' Martin man to man chat, pays for a few of those OAP whores that Rooney has a penchant for and convinces him he should leave Man U because Ronaldo is a pretty boy and will always get his own way.

Rooney is devasted at seeing the horror of his predicament, he refers in interviews to Jol as 'the father I never had'. He puts in a transfer request and we offer 10 mil + Carrick & Anthony Gardner.

Sorted.

[Chinaman]

Levy should make you his personal assistant.

[Shuggie13]

Agreed. Maybe I'll contact him after I've completed my 'How to get The Scum relegated next season' dossier.

[Chinaman]

Any chance the Ruskie prying you away from WHL?

[Shuggie13]

Never, I'm Tottenham till I die.

[Chinaman]

Levy go get Shuggie.

[shoot_ffs]

actually the itv text was on about some 50m deal, maybe we have bid for rooney

[Shuggie13]

actually the itv text was on about some 50m deal, maybe we have bid for rooney

ITV text? please elaborate.

[Chinaman]

Yes please. Who are those named?

[hastingsyid]

get the filth relegated and ill be your personal assistant

[Gold7]

We bung Ronaldo a few million to plead for forgiveness and to stay at Man U. Jol takes Rooney on a trip to Amsterdam for the weekend. He does his fatherly routine, gives him a good ol' Martin man to man chat, pays for a few of those OAP whores that Rooney has a penchant for and convinces him he should leave Man U because Ronaldo is a pretty boy and will always get his own way.

Rooney is devasted at seeing the horror of his predicament, he refers in interviews to Jol as 'the father I never had'. He puts in a transfer request and we offer 10 mil + Carrick & Anthony Gardner.

Sorted.


what an enjoyable read
this should be published
your a best selling author.
genius