Svens Book

[Viscount]

Due to England being out of the world cup, and Sven earning 25 million for tatics and squad selections no one understands, I would like to urge everyone not to buy his book if one comes out soon, which no doubt it will as i think he has earned enough money out of this country for doing not a alot, as Tord Grip I would really like to know what he was paid for

[LEEBOYSPUR]

I'm not sure there will be much in it we don't already know - i.e. he couldn't keep his cock in his trousers, he was constantly trying to cue himself up a better job, behind that placid/gormless facade was a shrewd financial operator who had the goons at Soho Sq for dinner, and that as a football manager he was about as much use as a ****ing choclate fireguard.

The End

[spurs61]

I assume it will be entitled "Sven - The Truth Behind The Worlds Greatest Fraud"

[MarlowSpurs]

Or
"An Idiots Guide to being a Complete **** - And Still Earn Money"

[Gregzy]

Pop-art situationalists the KLF wrote a book in the late 80's gving precise instructions on how anyone, regardless of musical talent, contacts or experience could get themselves a number one record. It came with a money back guarantee; one hit wonders Eidleweiss acreditted their sole chart success to following the book to the letter.

I wonder if Sven is planning a similar approach here?


NB - The KLF's book (now sadly out of print, but easily available through Amazon or Ebay) is an excellent expose of the seemier end of the music buisness. Go read!

[Shuggie13]

Didn't the KLF also burn a million pounds, Sven could that too, only a couple of months wages. ****.

[Gregzy]

Didn't the KLF also burn a million pounds, Sven could that too, only a couple of months wages. ****.


Yep. But I'd rather he used it to reimburse all the England supporters who have paid through the nose to watch the uninspired excuse for football he has made his team play...

[highlander]

the book will probably be more of a kiss & tell type thing about nancy, ulrika & fire alarm (that bird from the F.A). although i would be hugely curious about the footballing content and very tempted to buy it, but i wouldnt want to further fill his pockets, so i'll just "borrow" it from WHSmiths's

[singapore spur]

wont buy it , would really just like to forget his years at england , dont want to be reminded