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[hastingsyid]

if you could buy any member a xmas present who and what would it be????


gregzy.....a link to thfctalk so the daft git dont get lost again:rolleyes:
choda...framed picture of jrio
jrio..framed piture of choda
juice...olympic gold medal:cool:
spurs61...earplugs as he will soon need them for getting wed:D
welshspur...a cardiff top;)
berbs...a woman
i will add more when i think of them

[bocayid]

for surrey spur.....A dvd of sports greatest ''high fiving'' moments....

and a bottle of pink champagne....

[hastingsyid]

rufus.....an hour in the ring with ricky h

[bocayid]

or for ricky h..... an hour in anybodies ring.......

[berbzy 'G']

thanks for my present hastings you piss taker:cool:

Look out for your name!!!!

My list

hastings..... a day out at the beauty salon
TURKSIH.... a game of Fifa 09 :eek:
Peterc...... tickets to see Fenerbache V Galatasaray :confused:
choda.... a blind date
RojoJuandeRamos.... a blow up bonking ba ba
MattyBoii.... a really fat ugly bird :cool:
Woodgate39/King JJ.... A family
RuFuS.... A slap round the ear
JuicE...... A holiday to Nepal for 3 weeks
BillyandtheBollox.... Get out of jail free card
juandes soldier..... a large strawberry milkshake
MarlowSpurs..... a penis extension
mjbmedia....... a singing snowman
wayne wonder......a really fat spotty bird with ginger hair
Apples.... a lap dance with Spur
jrio...... an hours sex with my black and white cat

[mjbmedia]

thats your best post yet Berbzys
an hours sex with your black and white cat!!! pmsl :D

im a tight bastard ;) so

id buy you all a box of chocolate covered brazil nuts...................to share!

[hastingsyid]

thanks for my present hastings you piss taker:cool:

Look out for your name!!!!

My list

hastings..... a day out at the beauty salon
TURKSIH.... a game of Fifa 09 :eek:
Peterc...... tickets to see Fenerbache V Galatasaray :confused:
choda.... a blind date
MattyBoii.... a really fat ugly bird :cool:
Woodgate39/King JJ.... A family
RuFuS.... A slap round the ear
JuicE...... A holiday to Nepal for 3 weeks
BillyandtheBollox.... Get out of jail free card
juandes soldier..... a large strawberry milkshake
MarlowSpurs..... a penis extension
mjbmedia....... a singing snowman
wayne wonder......a really fat spotty bird with ginger hair
Apples.... a lap dance with Spur
jrio...... an hours sex with my black and white cat

cheeky bastard

[JuicE]

if you could buy any member a xmas present who and what would it be????


gregzy.....a link to thfctalk so the daft git dont get lost again:rolleyes:
choda...framed picture of jrio
jrio..framed piture of choda
juice...olympic gold medal:cool:
spurs61...earplugs as he will soon need them for getting wed
welshspur...a cardiff top
berbs...a woman
i will add more when i think of them

Cheeky Bastard to you too! :p

We got some!

[MarlowSpurs]

thanks for my present hastings you piss taker

Look out for your name!!!!

My list

hastings..... a day out at the beauty salon
TURKSIH.... a game of Fifa 09 :eek:
Peterc...... tickets to see Fenerbache V Galatasaray :confused:
choda.... a blind date
RojoJuandeRamos.... a blow up bonking ba ba
MattyBoii.... a really fat ugly bird :cool:
Woodgate39/King JJ.... A family
RuFuS.... A slap round the ear
JuicE...... A holiday to Nepal for 3 weeks
BillyandtheBollox.... Get out of jail free card
juandes soldier..... a large strawberry milkshake
MarlowSpurs..... a penis extension
mjbmedia....... a singing snowman
wayne wonder......a really fat spotty bird with ginger hair
Apples.... a lap dance with Spur
jrio...... an hours sex with my black and white cat


Why thank you, I always thought 12 inches wasn't big enough;)

[MarlowSpurs]

or for ricky h..... an hour in anybodies ring.......

Thats what Wenger is asking santa for this christmas

[Mattyboii]

hastings..... A Massage to get rid of tension
TURKISH.... The Thought That Pes is poop
choda.... A Drink:)
Berps.... a really fatter uglyer bird with a glass eye...i know hes into that sorta thing
Woodgate...A Real Life Game Of Hang Man With Us Hanging him.
JuicE......
MarlowSpurs..... a penis extension
Apples.... Granny Smiths :)
jrio- A Drink....with choda and myself :)

anyone who wants sutin i will get them it
aslong as its under a tenner :)

[JuicE]

hastings..... A Massage to get rid of tension
TURKISH.... The Thought That Pes is poop
choda.... A Drink
Berps.... a really fatter uglyer bird with a glass eye...i know hes into that sorta thing
Woodgate...A Real Life Game Of Hang Man With Us Hanging him.
JuicE......
MarlowSpurs..... a penis extension
Apples.... Granny Smiths :)
jrio- A Drink....with choda and myself :)

anyone who wants sutin i will get them it
aslong as its under a tenner :)

I notice you actually forgot to get me something! :o

[jrio]

I notice you actually forgot to get me something! :o
I've got a feeling he might have you down to be sharing that penis extension with Marlow, assuming that it's a mighty big one. :p

[JuicE]

I've got a feeling he might have you down to be sharing that penis extension with Marlow, assuming that it's a mighty big one. :p

I thought the same thing and then.....Nah...surely not! Marlow's already got 12"! ;)

I think he was just pi ss ed!

[Mattyboii]

whoooopsiiies sorry Juice i forgot
Damn now i forgot what it was supposed to be
(santa styleee)
what would you like for christmas Juice??

[MarlowSpurs]

I thought the same thing and then.....Nah...surely not! Marlow's already got 12"! ;)

I think he was just pi ss ed!

Sorry, just checked the ruler again and that should have said cm's not inches:o

[wayne wonder]

for surrey spur.....A dvd of sports greatest ''high fiving'' moments....

and a bottle of pink champagne....

:p :p hahaha deffo

[JuicE]

whoooopsiiies sorry Juice i forgot
Damn now i forgot what it was supposed to be
(santa styleee)
what would you like for christmas Juice??

I'm just happy i ain't sharing the penis extension with Marlow mate! ;)

[berbzy 'G']

Mattyboii, you stole my word ''penis extention''. Now your not getting your christmas present that I suggested? :mad:

[Shuggie13]

Seeing that peterc and myself have been unjustly ignored I will you tell you all what you can buy the two of us.

peter - Jermaine Jenas' autobiography 'Me, Myself and Midfield', Jermaine Jenas self-help book 'How to Flatter to Deceive'.

me - Spurs away shirt with 'Jenas H 8 TR' on the back and the book 'Making Jenaas a Scapegoat for Dummies'.

Merry Kwanzaah

[berbzy 'G']

Seeing that peterc and myself have been unjustly ignored I will you tell you all what you can buy the two of us.

peter - Jermaine Jenas' autobiography 'Me, Myself and Midfield', Jermaine Jenas self-help book 'How to Flatter to Deceive'.

me - Spurs away shirt with 'Jenas H 8 TR' on the back and the book 'Making Jenaas a Scapegoat for Dummies'.

Merry Kwanzaah

How about a new midfielder instead? :cool:

[peterc]

thanks for my present hastings you piss taker:cool:

Look out for your name!!!!

My list

hastings..... a day out at the beauty salon
TURKSIH.... a game of Fifa 09 :eek:
Peterc...... tickets to see Fenerbache V Galatasaray :confused:
choda.... a blind date
RojoJuandeRamos.... a blow up bonking ba ba
MattyBoii.... a really fat ugly bird :cool:
Woodgate39/King JJ.... A family
RuFuS.... A slap round the ear
JuicE...... A holiday to Nepal for 3 weeks
BillyandtheBollox.... Get out of jail free card
juandes soldier..... a large strawberry milkshake
MarlowSpurs..... a penis extension
mjbmedia....... a singing snowman
wayne wonder......a really fat spotty bird with ginger hair
Apples.... a lap dance with Spur
jrio...... an hours sex with my black and white cat

Don't follow the Turkish league .

[MarlowSpurs]

peter - Jermaine Jenas' autobiography 'Me, Myself and Midfield', Jermaine Jenas self-help book 'How to Flatter to Deceive'.



Shouldn't that be Jermaine Jenas' autobiography 'Me, Myself, Woodgate39 and Midfield', Jermaine Jenas self-help book 'How to Flatter to Deceive'

[olly27]

Berbzy am offended your not getting me anything even ifts something dodgy..:D

[Apples]

Lol thanks for the pressies - specially the lapdance from Spurs but here's what i wanted:

I reckon I'd get us all an Irish Pub where we could all get so hammered that we don't mention Spurs once - imagine I hammered we';d have to be! With loads of lap dancers (free) actually they pay us!

Also a special boxing ring for the big Choda v Jrio fight...and anyone else u want to challenge u can take in to the ring

Brasses for Berps and Mattyboi so they can lose their virginitys lol only joking

[Lilywhite Lad]

Awww i don't get anything? Well i was gonna get these for everyone:

Hastingsyid - Woodgate39 all to himself ;)
Woodgate39 - Some help
Choda - Make JJ captain and sign a contract extension
Berps - See Mattyboii
Juandes soldier - Sign Arshavin and Veloso
Jrio - A Choda blow-up dummy :D
Turkish - A Chinese lapdancer
JuIcE - A decent national football team
Marlowspurs - Let him rule the world for a day
Mattyboii - Share a really fat ugly bird with Berps for the evening
Sundog - A deduction of 1000 points from the IKTS League, so it's easier for me to win :D
Peterc - A trip to see and stay with JuIcE
Everybody else - Arsene Wenger tied to a chair

Seeing as i don't have my name on anyone's Xmas list i won't bother :( .

[MarlowSpurs]

Awww i don't get anything? Well i was gonna get these for everyone:

Hastingsyid - Woodgate39 all to himself
Woodgate39 - Some help
Choda - Make JJ captain and sign a contract extension
Berps - See Mattyboii
Juandes soldier - Sign Arshavin and Veloso
Jrio - A Choda blow-up dummy
Turkish - A Chinese lapdancer
JuIcE - A decent national football team
Marlowspurs - Let him rule the world for a day
Mattyboii - Share a really fat ugly bird with Berps for the evening
Sundog - A deduction of 1000 points from the IKTS League, so it's easier for me to win
Peterc - A trip to see and stay with JuIcE
Everybody else - Arsene Wenger tied to a chair

Seeing as i don't have my name on anyone's Xmas list i won't bother :( .

**** yeah, I'll have that no problem. Jesus the fun I could have with that, there would be a lot of deaths though:D

[matthius23]

I'd get you all a tattoo of my name so you dont forget me :-P

[TURKISH]

**** yeah, I'll have that no problem. Jesus the fun I could have with that, there would be a lot of deaths though:D

You would call the planet muff world!:cool:

[SurreySpur]

Id get BocaYid a signed picture or Paula Radcliffe and a trip to a jodhpur museum!!

[RuFuS]

rufus.....an hour in the ring with ricky h


Make it a tag match and you could throw in Berbs as well.

[SurreySpur]

Make it a tag match and you could throw in Berbs as well.

LOL....this thread has really made me laugh fellas!!

[RuFuS]

RuFuS.... A slap round the ear


Will you be doing that personally ? :rolleyes:

[MarlowSpurs]

You would call the planet muff world!:cool:

I'd also shoot all the ugly bitches and make the good looking ones go naked

[hastingsyid]

goonhater.....zimmer for the old fuker

[bocayid]

surrey...do they have jodpur museums.....................old and soiled....like rooneys birds.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cheers mate.

[nuttyhotspurs]

Thats what Wenger is asking santa for this christmas

LMFAO!! beat me to it!! funy as ****

[JuicE]

Awww i don't get anything? Well i was gonna get these for everyone:

Hastingsyid - Woodgate39 all to himself
Woodgate39 - Some help
Choda - Make JJ captain and sign a contract extension
Berps - See Mattyboii
Juandes soldier - Sign Arshavin and Veloso
Jrio - A Choda blow-up dummy :D
Turkish - A Chinese lapdancer
JuIcE - A decent national football team
Marlowspurs - Let him rule the world for a day
Mattyboii - Share a really fat ugly bird with Berps for the evening
Sundog - A deduction of 1000 points from the IKTS League, so it's easier for me to win :D
Peterc - A trip to see and stay with JuIcE
Everybody else - Arsene Wenger tied to a chair

Seeing as i don't have my name on anyone's Xmas list i won't bother :( .

LOL! That's classic. Will Peterc be coming for Xmas? ;)

[GOONHATER]

goonhater.....zimmer for the old fuker

I thought you had forgotten me mate! I want a new zimmer frame though not you're old cast off's ya tight old c*unt. as for my preszie to you my old mucker a motorized wheel chair so you can still lead the charge at the lane!!!

[gomessi]

This thread is :D

[hastingsyid]

I thought you had forgotten me mate! I want a new zimmer frame though not you're old cast off's ya tight old c*unt. as for my preszie to you my old mucker a motorized wheel chair so you can still lead the charge at the lane!!!

haha ill still lead the charge

[Lilywhite Lad]

LOL! That's classic. Will Peterc be coming for Xmas? ;)

You can have him for Halloween through to Easter if you want JuicE! ;)

[Mattyboii]

haha all these ugly birds im getting

makes a change from the fitties i usually get :)

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[hastingsyid]

b10.....my fist

[peterc]

You can have him for Halloween through to Easter if you want JuicE! ;)

I think that I can speak for myself.:mad:

[Rojoknapp]

thanks for my present hastings you piss taker:cool:

Look out for your name!!!!

My list

hastings..... a day out at the beauty salon
TURKSIH.... a game of Fifa 09 :eek:
Peterc...... tickets to see Fenerbache V Galatasaray :confused:
choda.... a blind date
RojoJuandeRamos.... a blow up bonking ba ba
MattyBoii.... a really fat ugly bird :cool:
Woodgate39/King JJ.... A family
RuFuS.... A slap round the ear
JuicE...... A holiday to Nepal for 3 weeks
BillyandtheBollox.... Get out of jail free card
juandes soldier..... a large strawberry milkshake
MarlowSpurs..... a penis extension
mjbmedia....... a singing snowman
wayne wonder......a really fat spotty bird with ginger hair
Apples.... a lap dance with Spur
jrio...... an hours sex with my black and white cat

wtf?? great post though

[MarlowSpurs]

haha all these ugly birds im getting

makes a change from the fitties i usually get :)

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you ****ing studmuffin

[Mattyboii]

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Cheesy Griiin :)

[TURKISH]

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Cheesy Griiin :)

The only thing cheesy you have is your knob!:cool: :eek:

[MarlowSpurs]

The only thing cheesy you have is your knob!:cool: :eek:

you b10 in disguise????????

[TURKISH]

you b10 in disguise????????

Nope im just in one of them moods.

Im turkish and i own a kebab shop so im not b10!

[MarlowSpurs]

I could murder a kebab right now!!!

[Rojoknapp]

my list:

Juande's soldier: Andrei Arshavin and a new name
Berps: Year long subscription to match magazine :)
Mattyboi: A pint
Choda: opus, so we can enjoy even longer, even more detailed posts on spurs
Juice: A new fridge magnet that works :mad:
Scifin17yid: the complete star trek box set
Hastings: Anger management classes
Turkish: a greece flag to take to games
Jrio: choda
MJB: anti depression pills

[gomessi]

my list:

Juande's soldier: Andrei Arshavin and a new name
Berps: Year long subscription to match magazine :)
Mattyboi: A pint
Choda: opus, so we can enjoy even longer, even more detailed posts on spurs
Juice: A new fridge magnet that works :mad:
Scifin17yid: the complete star trek box set
Hastings: Anger management classes
Turkish: a greece flag to take to games
Jrio: choda
MJB: anti depression pills

We had a 5% chance of signing him with ramos in charge. No chance now

[Rojoknapp]

there, there js, there's more to life than arshavin you know. :)

[RuFuS]

my list: Choda: opus, so we can enjoy even longer, even more detailed posts on spurs



ROFL :)

By the time he'd finished it we'll all be asleep.

[MarlowSpurs]

haha all these ugly birds im getting

makes a change from the fitties i usually get :)

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This one is just for you, enjoy ALL of her

Mattyboii's new love interest (http://video.msn.com/video.aspx/?mkt=en-gb&vid=25365229-3f39-41ab-b55b-fde88ab2f8d3&playlist=search:q:bodyshock:mk:en-gb:sf:ActiveStartDate:vs:1:cs:ENGB_C4&tab=m1210606215166&from=video_module&wa=wsignin1.0)

[hastingsyid]

my list:

Juande's soldier: Andrei Arshavin and a new name
Berps: Year long subscription to match magazine :)
Mattyboi: A pint
Choda: opus, so we can enjoy even longer, even more detailed posts on spurs
Juice: A new fridge magnet that works :mad:
Scifin17yid: the complete star trek box set
Hastings: Anger management classes
Turkish: a greece flag to take to games
Jrio: choda
MJB: anti depression pills

nothing wrong with me pal im very polite and sensitive:001_rolleyes:

[MarlowSpurs]

nothing wrong with me pal im very polite and sensitive:001_rolleyes:

lmfao...you should change your name to andrex:001_rolleyes:

[Mattyboii]

woooow man that womans enough for every man on this forum
we all have a bit each haha
i surrender my part to anyone who wants it looool

[MarlowSpurs]

woooow man that womans enough for every man on this forum
we all have a bit each haha
i surrender my part to anyone who wants it looool

she's fvcking huge ain't she, and she's a mum

[berbzy 'G']

wow!
looks like there are some exciting christmas presents going around. I look forward to my presents :scared: