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spurs61
28th June 2006, 04:12 PM
The planned opening of Arsenal's new £350m Emirates Stadium next month hangs in the balance after police and council officials confirmed key safety measures were still not in place.

Arsenal's first match in the 60,000 seat stadium is scheduled for 22 July, but it still does not have a licence to operate. And in a further blow to Arsenal's plans, there will now be a full public consultation on controversial match-day road closures.

All the way along, Arsenal have assumed that Islington Council would fall in line with their plans but the local community have won the right to have their say. And if local councillors refuse to agree to close these roads, then the stadium cannot open. 6 are known to be against it.

The police have confirmed that, without the road closures, they will oppose granting Arsenal a stadium licence - a legal requirement under the Football Licensing Act. And Chief Superintendent Barry Norman, Islington's
top cop, has separately voiced his fears about crowd safety on match days, especially as planned upgrades to nearby rail and tube stations have been axed.

They have been building this stadium for years but with a month to go, they still have not published the travel or safety plans for consultation and there have been endless broken promises and back-room deals over the Emirates stadium and the local community has had enough.

The road closures would last for up to five hours and affect hundreds of homes. They would be imposed not only for weekend and evening fixtures but also for concerts and other events planned for the stadium.

Local people are also alarmed by police admissions that emergency vehicles may not be able to move through the huge crowds, and that rival fans will not be segregated outside the stadium.

One possible outcome would be that Arsenal would be granted a stadium licence with a reduced capacity while safety concerns were thrashed out. This would allow it to fulfil its fixture commitments but would mean less profit for the club from ticket sales.

For years, the Council has done Arsenal's bidding now local councillors face a choice. They can force Arsenal back to the negotiating table. Or they can betray the people who elected them.

Shuggie13
28th June 2006, 04:17 PM
Fantastic, that road is very heavily used. I can just imagine Waitrose for example allowing the main access to their to their car park to be unavailable at 1pm on a Saturday afternoon!

The scum are officially comple dumbasses.

spurs61
28th June 2006, 04:21 PM
It just goes to show that if you dance with the Devil you will get burned!!! I hope this is suffcient warning to any other clubs planning on selling their heritage for the sake of commercial gain.

highlander
28th June 2006, 04:21 PM
sounds brilliant but im afraid to say, we all know that david dein will find a way around this by hook or by crook, crook most likely.

spurs61
28th June 2006, 04:26 PM
How is he going to influence the descion of a couple of hundred residents, most of whom are sick of sharing their high street with football fans every other week for nine months? I have no doubt that the goons will resolve this but the sheer arrogance of the club is astounding.

Chinaman
28th June 2006, 05:08 PM
Devil Dein will not influence the residents; he'll buy out the politicians and the corrupt cops. They'll have it their way, no doubt about it. The poor residents are left voiceless.

RuFuS
28th June 2006, 05:29 PM
Money Talks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kingkeano
28th June 2006, 05:41 PM
there is absolutly no way that arsenal wont be playing there for their first preseason game. who ever wrote this is starting to look very silly. seeing as there are no other reports on this any where on the internet or in the papers. if your bored during the close premiership season, prehaps you'd like to watch the world cup, it helps pass the time.... stop writing shite.

spurs61
28th June 2006, 05:57 PM
there is absolutly no way that arsenal wont be playing there for their first preseason game. who ever wrote this is starting to look very silly. seeing as there are no other reports on this any where on the internet or in the papers. if your bored during the close premiership season, prehaps you'd like to watch the world cup, it helps pass the time.... stop writing shite.

Perhaps you would like to read the article before making any comments, in no place does is mention that they won't be playing there next season. Secondly this is taken directly from another website, do your own research. And finally it is meant as an aide d'amusment, something which I'm sure you would struggle to comprehend, maybe youshould follow your own advice?

mjbmedia
28th June 2006, 08:16 PM
one way to ensure trouble, cause it the first game of Dec when we visit the dump. Smash a few house windows, damage a few local residents cars , smash in a few local shops , loot, pillage , rape (nahh not a gooner bird) , give the local resident some good ammo, even better do it when some other team is playing there so spurs dont get the blame

Chinaman
28th June 2006, 08:26 PM
What evil mind you have. Fit to be a gooner.:)

Spur
28th June 2006, 10:42 PM
one way to ensure trouble, cause it the first game of Dec when we visit the dump. Smash a few house windows, damage a few local residents cars , smash in a few local shops , loot, pillage , rape (nahh not a gooner bird) , give the local resident some good ammo, even better do it when some other team is playing there so spurs dont get the blame

Great idea!! Now all we have to do is decide which other team we hate just as much as them...

ok so there is no-one but someone we hate alot...there must be plenty!!!!!

mjbmedia
29th June 2006, 07:07 AM
how about George and Andrews team Wham

we hate them already esp after last season.

Welsh Spur
29th June 2006, 09:44 AM
Bloody Football Hooligans :)