All Transfer news here (From SSN)

[berbzy 'G']

Any transfer news from now on utill midnight should all be discussed here to save loads of different threads....

Anyway, Why the **** is Ferriera joining West Ham, a player like him surely deserves to go to a Portsmouth/Aston Villa kind of team...

Any news on Veloso too please :confused:

[irishspur]

Any transfer news from now on utill midnight should all be discussed here to save loads of different threads....

Anyway, Why the **** is Ferriera joining West Ham, a player like him surely deserves to go to a Portsmouth/Aston Villa kind of team...

Any news on Veloso too please :confused:

Hes a soft ****, not as good as Johnson of pompey.

[Lilywhite Lad]

Sorry about this, as it seems very unreliable, and most likely isn't true, but i thought it was quite funny and would make United very angry for losing out to their rivals:

http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8652_4078607,00.html

[Lilywhite Lad]

Sorry about this, as it seems very unreliable, and most likely isn't true, but i thought it was quite funny and would make United very angry for losing out to their rivals:

http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8652_4078607,00.html

Oh let me add this:

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/path-clear-for-berbatov-914956.html

It also contains the same news, halfway down the page.

[Lilywhite Lad]

Oh and an ITK reckons that we've have compromised over the agreement to sign Arshavin, in a 32-month payment plan.:confused:

[inthewoods]

My God, City have made a bid. So the guy on SSN has said. If this goes through, id choke on my own tears.

[yid4life]

I would absolutely piss myself if Berba went to Man City, that would piss old red nose off a treat:D

Plus I think we could get at least 32m from city and their new owners.

[olly27]

My God, City have made a bid. So the guy on SSN has said. If this goes through, id choke on my own tears.

The last thing we want is City being a major force....hope he goes to United to be honest.

No way it would happen - going to City I mean.

[Lilywhite Lad]

I couldn't see Berba preferring a move to City over United myself, but they ave got his team-mate Petrov over there, so he may be tempted. This is gonna be a busy day!

[olly27]

Bit of the topic...but my g/f has just told me she's pregnant...oh ****. We split up a few days ago.

[Mattyboii]

looks like someone might be getting back 2gther?

[wayne wonder]

Bit of the topic...but my g/f has just told me she's pregnant...oh ****. We split up a few days ago.

oh dear thats not good at all or is it??

[berbzy 'G']

Bit of the topic...but my g/f has just told me she's pregnant...oh ****. We split up a few days ago.

olly jr :D

[yid4life]

Just on SSN, Man City have put a bid in for Berba which is over 30m, let the bidding war start between Man City and Man Utd:D

£40m please

[jrio]

Oh and an ITK reckons that we've have compromised over the agreement to sign Arshavin, in a 32-month payment plan.:confused:

Just like buying from a catalogue! :o

While we're at it, let's get some new jeans, something for the kids and a nice outfit for the wife! :p

[jrio]

Just on SSN, Man City have put a bid in for Berba which is over 30m, let the bidding war start between Man City and Man Utd:D

£40m please

Abu Dhabi United Group!

All a bit pointless as there's a zero chance he'll go there. It's CL football he wants and playing with a side that have the highest calibre players.

[Mattyboii]

did that say Aaron Lennon assaulted
or just another Lennon?

[corkspur]

neil lennon was assaulted in glasgow after the old firm game yesterday.

[inthewoods]

Just heard Berbatov is on a flight to manchester, according to SSN, for a medical. Well, well...will it be City or United? I kinda of hope City because of the money and the fact that Berbatov wont get his precious CL football. On the other hand, do we really want to strengthen a rival for top 6?

[Mattyboii]

haha huntelaar has been spotted at heathrow
matey stated that it was a "Rumor Day"
who knows mate

[olly27]

oh dear thats not good at all or is it??

Well lets just say we need to some serious talking...

[olly27]

oh dear thats not good at all or is it??

Well lets just say we need to do some serious talking....

[inthewoods]

Mark Hughes is apparently in talks with Berbatov! What the **** is going on?! That scumbag wanted to leave for CL football now hes going to Manchester City! This is ridiculous!

[berbzy 'G']

Just heard Berbatov is on a flight to manchester, according to SSN, for a medical. Well, well...will it be City or United? I kinda of hope City because of the money and the fact that Berbatov wont get his precious CL football. On the other hand, do we really want to strengthen a rival for top 6?

But we wont have time to spend it untill January?

[inthewoods]

But we wont have time to spend it untill January?

True. Everything about this transfer is just completey wrong and, dare I say it, quite embarrassing...for us!

[olly27]

This is going to end up being another season of transition - its the same every year. Another euphemism for 'we dont know what the **** we are doing'.


Take this with a pinch of salt please boys - am stressed today.

[LifeTimeYido]

Take this with a pinch of salt please boys - am stressed today.

LOL wait till midnight and find out we signed a shit load of "2nd" choices !!!

[Keanoldinho]

This is going to end up being another season of transition - its the same every year. Another euphemism for 'we dont know what the **** we are doing'.


Take this with a pinch of salt please boys - am stressed today.



It's ok olly you'll be a dad soon and dealing with an obscene ammount of stress will become second nature to you.:D :p wait til she's about 4 or 5 months in and emotionally ****n nuts.:eek: :D

[olly27]

It's ok olly you'll be a dad soon and dealing with an obscene ammount of stress will become second nature to you.:D :p wait til she's about 4 or 5 months in and emotionally ****n nuts.:eek: :D

Mate am bricking it...my head is all over the place today...but thanks for heads up mate!...

[berbzy 'G']

Mate am bricking it...my head is all over the place today...but thanks for heads up mate!...

If you need cheering up, Just read some of my quality jokes in the joke thread :cool: :eek: ;)

[Keanoldinho]

Mark Hughes is apparently in talks with Berbatov! What the **** is going on?! That scumbag wanted to leave for CL football now hes going to Manchester City! This is ridiculous!



WTF this is madness but **** it 30+ mil a new British transfer record **** it lets just get rid of the sulky **** he's doing us no good in the fecking reserves.

[berbzy 'G']

WTF this is madness but **** it 30+ mil a new British transfer record **** it lets just get rid of the sulky **** he's doing us no good in the fecking reserves.

Apparently Hughes is just finishing his game of golf, then going to talk to Berbatov...

I might go and get a punch in the mouth to make me feel better

[LifeTimeYido]

Mate am bricking it...my head is all over the place today...but thanks for heads up mate!...

Olly mate, where to begin, mood swings (not just once a month), she will be more demanding, it will always be your fault, and at the end of the road when the kid is born, less money and even more aggro !!!!

Welcome to my world.

[olly27]

WTF this is madness but **** it 30+ mil a new British transfer record **** it lets just get rid of the sulky **** he's doing us no good in the fecking reserves.

It will seriously strengthen a rival...but looking at it ojectively, which is difficult, it is better for the league in general I suppose.

Lets take the money and run.

[choda]

Mate am bricking it...my head is all over the place today...but thanks for heads up mate!...

Here's a joke for you to cheer you up:

'What's bigamy? One wife too many. What's monogamy? Same ****ing thing.' :D

[Keanoldinho]

Mate am bricking it...my head is all over the place today...but thanks for heads up mate!...


Is it the same bird you were talking about a month of so ago who's alittle older than you? How long ya'll been together?

[berbzy 'G']

Here's a joke for you to cheer you up:

'What's bigamy? One wife too many. What's monogamy? Same ****ing thing.' :D

Oh dear lol

[olly27]

Olly mate, where to begin, mood swings (not just once a month), she will be more demanding, it will always be your fault, and at the end of the road when the kid is born, less money and even more aggro !!!!

Welcome to my world.

Cheers mate. But its always my fault at the moment so I guess I have loads to look forward to on that front....;)

[choda]

City are ****ing dangerous, they've got a lot of good players and a good manager. One a brighter note Jo looks rubbish for 20 million, on first glance anyway.

[berbzy 'G']

Cheers mate. But its always my fault at the moment so I guess I have loads to look forward to on that front....;)

I dont no much about women and their pregnancy, But I'm sure she will really need you soon once the baby is developing more m8

[olly27]

Is it the same bird you were talking about a month of so ago who's alittle older than you? How long ya'll been together?

Yeah mate same girl, we were getting on better lately until the weeked when i got pretty hammered and tried to sneak through a sky light at her house at 4 in the morning. Thats the end of that behaviour anyway...

[olly27]

Here's a joke for you to cheer you up:

'What's bigamy? One wife too many. What's monogamy? Same ****ing thing.' :D

that did actually bring a smile to my face for a second Choda....:p

[berbzy 'G']

LOL, These Man City new owners expect City to win the Champions League in 3 years time.... un-real, they are all such over rated cocky ****s!

[inthewoods]

LOL, These Man City new owners expect City to win the Champions League in 3 years time.... un-real, they are all such over rated cocky ****s!

Unfortunately, I dont think its unrealistic. They have as much chance as we do, in fact, maybe a better chance now with the amount of cash they have. I would be cocky aswell, to be honest.

[choda]

Unfortunately, I dont think its unrealistic. They have as much chance as we do, in fact, maybe a better chance now with the amount of cash they have. I would be cocky aswell, to be honest.

Don't tell me they are another Abramovich? :rolleyes: This is the first I've heard of this. Is TaxSin gone?

[Keanoldinho]

Yeah mate same girl, we were getting on better lately until the weeked when i got pretty hammered and tried to sneak through a sky light at her house at 4 in the morning. Thats the end of that behaviour anyway...


It's actually not a bad situation to be in mate. Right now it probably seems like the end of the world but it's really a blessing. Once you have a child it really gives you a new lease on life and when you think back too your old life it seems very pointless. Best thing to do now is fix your relationship with your woman and support her the best you can because they really need emotional support when pregnant and to feel loved.

[berbzy 'G']

Unfortunately, I dont think its unrealistic. They have as much chance as we do, in fact, maybe a better chance now with the amount of cash they have. I would be cocky aswell, to be honest.

Its just so strange, We have always been better than them for years, But now they are starting to over take us by storm in terms of a better team

[Ioang]

Unfortunately, I dont think its unrealistic. They have as much chance as we do, in fact, maybe a better chance now with the amount of cash they have. I would be cocky aswell, to be honest.

Don't be fooled, its definitely the same old bollocks. Magnersson to west ham, ;sign' 2 argentines, they said the same thing. Villa with Randy Lerner, same. Newcastles new owners. All now in the same position.

To look at those capable of winning the top four you look at STABLE clubs who can spend spend spend without the owners getting impatient/bored 2 years down the line and have a good management/wage structure. That's pretty much us and Everton btw.

[inthewoods]

Don't tell me they are another Abramovich? :rolleyes: This is the first I've heard of this. Is TaxSin gone?

Yes, and apparently the new owner is 10 times richer than Abramovich. Big oil ty**** or something.

[olly27]

It's actually not a bad situation to be in mate. Right now it probably seems like the end of the world but it's really a blessing. Once you have a child it really gives you a new lease on life and when you think back too your old life it seems very pointless. Best thing to do now is fix your relationship with your woman and support her the best you can because they really need emotional support when pregnant and to feel loved.

Mate you do have a good head on those shoulders...;) I am heading over later to discuss it all with her, and yes you are most probably right to be fair.

[inthewoods]

Don't be fooled, its definitely the same old bollocks. Magnersson to west ham, ;sign' 2 argentines, they said the same thing. Villa with Randy Lerner, same. Newcastles new owners. All now in the same position.

To look at those capable of winning the top four you look at STABLE clubs who can spend spend spend without the owners getting impatient/bored 2 years down the line and have a good management/wage structure. That's pretty much us and Everton btw.

Yeah, but this guy is SUPER rich! lol You could be right, but i would be very excited too if it were Spurs. The difference is, Mark Hughes is a very good manager and is pretty decent in the transfer market. Plus, Villa have been looking very good lately. Id be worried.

[choda]

It's actually not a bad situation to be in mate. Right now it probably seems like the end of the world but it's really a blessing. Once you have a child it really gives you a new lease on life and when you think back too your old life it seems very pointless. Best thing to do now is fix your relationship with your woman and support her the best you can because they really need emotional support when pregnant and to feel loved.

Yea, 'slide it in nice and easy'. LOL. :D

[berbzy 'G']

Yea, 'slide it in nice and easy'. LOL. :D

lol trust you ...

[LifeTimeYido]

Mate you do have a good head on those shoulders...;) I am heading over later to discuss it all with her, and yes you are most probably right to be fair.

Yeah, all joking aside, my three kids (5/4/2 yo) are ****ing ace - all Yiddo's.
They turned my life around in all honesty.

Cost me a fortune though :p

Hey, if it all works out with the girlfriend, wait til you are there when the baby moves for the first time - its cool as ****.

[Keanoldinho]

Yea, 'slide it in nice and easy'. LOL. :D



lmfao I'm a mutha ****n pimmmmppppp bitchheesssssss!!!!!!!!!:D

[Lilywhite Lad]

Yes, and apparently the new owner is 10 times richer than Abramovich. Big oil ty**** or something.

Great more rich ****s, buying their way to Silverware. :mad:

[Shuggie13]

1) congratulations/sympathies olly (depending on what mood you are in :)

2) To shake up the Sky Sports Mythical Four it wouldn't do any harm if there were 3 or 4 of us pushing them for that position.

3) Berba's bridges are burnt with us it seems, I'd rather he went to Citeh for 30 mill+

[choda]

1) congratulations/sympathies olly (depending on what mood you are in :)

2) To shake up the Sky Sports Mythical Four it wouldn't do any harm if there were 3 or 4 of us pushing them for that position.

3) Berba's bridges are burnt with us it seems, I'd rather he went to Citeh for 30 mill+

This is weird, very weird. ManU were hit with a right curveball, lol. Does that mean they have bowed out? Apparently we were going to get a very good player in Campbell. :(

[GQCoolest]

This is weird, very weird. ManU were hit with a right curveball, lol. Does that mean they have bowed out? Apparently we were going to get a very good player in Campbell. :(

20m+Campbell from Man U or 34m (wow) from Citeh. I guess it comes down to whether you think Campbell+strengthening another challenger for the top 4 as opposed to a Top 4 certainty is worth 14 million. I'd probably say it is, but it's just weird.

[Shuggie13]

SSN - Berbatov at Man U as we speak.

[Lilywhite Lad]

SSN - Berbatov at Man U as we speak.

Man U? No City surely? What's going on!? :confused:

[Shuggie13]

Man U? No City surely? What's going on!? :confused:

Maybe he's in Greater Manchester and is in fact signing for Bolton!

[GQCoolest]

Maybe he's in Greater Manchester and is in fact signing for Bolton!

Actually a swap deal with Wigan. Berbatov for Bramble, and now we have our CB crisis sorted as well.

[Mattyboii]

36.5 mil for berba from Real Madrid?
Id Def Go For That

[inthewoods]

According to SSN, Real Madrid are preparing to make a £36 mill bid for Berbatov! This is like a soap! Im expecting to hear the Eastenders drum thingy to play anytime now!

[LifeTimeYido]

NO NO NO - SSN have just reported the Real Madrid are going to offer £36 million !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy ****ing shit balls.

[GQCoolest]

WHOAAA! Accept now, get him over there, and sign up Huntelaar!!!

[Mattyboii]

Nope Hunteelar is in Amsterdam accepting an award
he doesnt know of anything

[yid4life]

If I was Levy and this bid did come in, I'd tell Berba its Real or you stay at Tottenham in the reserves. I would prefer him sold to a club in another country anyway

[corkspur]

what a ****in day so far,got **** all work done today!! and still another 7 hours to go!!! sell that stroppy ****er to madrid, simple as!!!!COYS!!!!

[Mattyboii]

sell him to real 36.5 in
get veloso in and someone else
Trick Harry into giving us Diarra
shame about arshavin
might have to save some of berbacash
and get him in jan :)

Oh I Forgot about the 18m Double signing Milito
and sergio garcia that should be quite good

[Lilywhite Lad]

sell him to real 36.5 in
get veloso in and someone else
Trick Harry into giving us Diarra
shame about arshavin
might have to save some of berbacash
and get him in jan :)

Another striker? Well Ramos said in an interview today that he didn't know what was going on with Berba and that he's looking at 4 attacking options to possibly be there to replace him, most likely Arshavin, Milito and 2 other options. So he'll deffo be ready to bring someone in straight away

[MarlowSpurs]

sell him to real 36.5 in
get veloso in and someone else
Trick Harry into giving us Diarra
shame about arshavin
might have to save some of berbacash
and get him in jan :)

Oh I Forgot about the 18m Double signing Milito
and sergio garcia that should be quite good

Diarra has apparently been seen at spurs

[nuttyhotspurs]

Diarra has apparently been seen at spurs


dont say shit like that b4 u knows its true!!!:p

[Shuggie13]

SSN - Levy has stated he has not given permission for Berbatov to talk to United.

[nuttyhotspurs]

Actually a swap deal with Wigan. Berbatov for Bramble, and now we have our CB crisis sorted as well.

he'd be a better back up that donkey dawson

[LifeTimeYido]

SSN - Levy has stated he has not given permission for Berbatov to talk to United.

What an arrogant big red nosed **** ferguffson is.

Who the **** does he think he is.

[nuttyhotspurs]

SSN - Levy has stated he has not given permission for Berbatov to talk to United.

if thats true and united have the ****in gaul to go behind our backs agen then something REALLY has to be done this time. its a ****in joke and that club needs to be taught a lesson. they think they are above the ****in law and the FA need to step in

ferguson the ****in red nosed alky **** head

[Shuggie13]

What an arrogant big red nosed **** ferguffson is.

Who the **** does he think he is.

Smells of Alan Shearer. Blackburn refused to sell him to United for years, anyone but a rival (at the time). Levy may well be thinking anyone but United, **** 'em.

[nuttyhotspurs]

:eek: city have bid for david villa aswell, imagine if they signed both berba and villa today

[jrio]

Yes, and apparently the new owner is 10 times richer than Abramovich. Big oil ty**** or something.
Not oil, property development.

[inthewoods]

Not oil, property development.

Ah rite...well whatever he is, hes still a rich ol' bastard!

[Shuggie13]

Joey Barton in talks with a tam that finished in the top 10 last season. Any bets on West Ham? Didn't they finish 10th? That would be hilarious.....

GBBBH - Grevious Bowyer Barton Bellamy Harm

[GQCoolest]

It would be like a sector of the ICF on the field for them.

I hear it's Everton though.

[Shuggie13]

It would be like a sector of the ICF on the field for them.

I hear it's Everton though.

Same here, Moyes is clutching at straws.

[GQCoolest]

Maybe he is pissed about not splashingg the cash for Moutinho, so he just wants to make Everton look as bad as possible.

[inthewoods]

It probably is Everton, sure doesnt he support them or something? Who cares, as long as its not us he can go were ever he wants!

[olly27]

WTF - I have been away for the last few hours and I come back and its not looking good for who's coming in. We are about to get serious money for Berbastrop- where the feck is Arshavin?

Anyone know what is happening with potential in-comings, any updates Jrio?

[nuttyhotspurs]

zenit sp have issued a statment saying that arshavin WILL NOT be leaving their club this transfer window. ARSHAVIN IS A DEFINITE NO GO

[nuttyhotspurs]

Same here, Moyes is clutching at straws.


hes also signed louis 'sicknote' saha and is rumoured to be sniffing around alan smith

[inthewoods]

I think Saha is a good signing for Everton, he may be injury prone, but he's still a very good player. Apparently they got him on a free.

[SunDog]

Quote of the day from Real's Manager - "Chelsea have more chance of signing Batman than Robhino" :p :D

[nuttyhotspurs]

Quote of the day from Real's Manager - "Chelsea have more chance of signing Batman than Robhino" :p :D

lol very witty!!

[nuttyhotspurs]

I think Saha is a good signing for Everton, he may be injury prone, but he's still a very good player. Apparently they got him on a free.

its prob to keep cahill company in the sick bay

[olly27]

Andy Burton was just on sky...mentioned nothing about Spurs....:(

[nuttyhotspurs]

one of ma mates just told me hes heard berba is having a medical at manure :( !!!!

[nuttyhotspurs]

wank just been confirmed on ssn. looks like weve caved to the scottish prick

[jrio]

I think Saha is a good signing for Everton, he may be injury prone, but he's still a very good player. Apparently they got him on a free.
2m was a figure I saw quoted but it's still very low, even considering his recent injury record and he's 30. United had paid nearly 13m for him.

[jrio]

wank just been confirmed on ssn. looks like weve caved to the scottish prick
Unless, in an act of supreme altruism and neighbourliness, they're doing it for City, to save them some time. Can anyone confirm that Fergie secretly has a heart of gold?

[yid4life]

I just dont understand this Berba transfer......hes having a medical at Man Ure but Spurs havent given him permission to speak to Man Ure, is Berba & Old red nose just trying to force this move through?

[olly27]

Unless, in an act of supreme altruism and neighbourliness, they're doing it for City, to save them some time. Can anyone confirm that Fergie secretly has a heart of gold?

Jrio see Heskey thread please....:p

[nuttyhotspurs]

Can anyone confirm that Fergie secretly has a heart of gold?

taggart?? a heart of gold??? lol ur having a laugh. god i hate that prick

[SunDog]

Maybe Berba took the wrong turn out of the airport, or jumped in a cab and said "to ze football ground" not realising it was a London Cabbie and therefore he took him to Man Ure :p

Seriously though, SAF and Berba can talk all they like, if we havent given utd permission then they aint gonna get a signed transfer out of it unless they have a master forger on standby.

[nuttyhotspurs]

is this frazer campbell kid any good?

[jrio]

is this frazer campbell kid any good?

Yeah, I wouldn't say he was 7m good though, but could become perhaps. Hull fans rave about him, albeit in the Championship.

[berbzy 'G']

is this frazer campbell kid any good?

He is really good, He is not a shy player either, I wouldnt mind him tbh

[LifeTimeYido]

is this frazer campbell kid any good?

He scored 15 goals for hull last season and had a really good game against the barcodes, unlucky not to score.

Its another one for the future though, i cant see an immediate impact, here or at manure.

[jrio]

Danny Kelly on Talksport suggesting if Barton goes to Pompey, Diarra may go to Spurs.

[olly27]

Danny Kelly on Talksport suggesting if Barton goes to Pompey, Diarra may go to Spurs.

What frequency is talksport on Jrio?

[mjbmedia]

typical big bully tactics, get Berbs all medicalled and signed, then bully us down in price cos its all ready to roll subject to us agreeing £26 m at the 24th hour.

If that happens i hope Berbs breaks his leg first game he plays for them and i hope Fergie has a heart attack over it , they both deserve each other and they both deserve to suffer big time .
Of course if it doenst happen then ignore the above :p

[Shuggie13]

typical big bully tactics, get Berbs all medicalled and signed, then bully us down in price cos its all ready to roll subject to us agreeing £26 m at the 24th hour.

If that happens i hope Berbs breaks his leg first game he plays for them and i hope Fergie has a heart attack over it , they both deserve each other and they both deserve to suffer big time .
Of course if it doenst happen then ignore the above :p

Agreed with the first paragraph (not as angry with Berba to agree with the second :) ). I have this feeling that Levy will not back down though.

[Ginola's Son]

Levy looks to be playing right into Fergie's hands. I'd love it if we just didnt sell him.

[berbzy 'G']

Agreed with the first paragraph (not as angry with Berba to agree with the second :) ). I have this feeling that Levy will not back down though.

We didnt even give Man Utd permission to talk to Berbatov, It sounds like as soon as the bid came in he got on a plane and ****ed right off!

[Shuggie13]

We didnt even give Man Utd permission to talk to Berbatov, It sounds like as soon as the bid came in he got on a plane and ****ed right off!

The only problem was he went to the wrong club in Manchester! Some lackey from Spurs was probably running after the plane screaming, 'it's City! City! United cant afford you!'

[jrio]

Marcspurs on SO saying he has text saying done! :D :D :D

[choda]

typical big bully tactics, get Berbs all medicalled and signed, then bully us down in price cos its all ready to roll subject to us agreeing £26 m at the 24th hour.

If that happens i hope Berbs breaks his leg first game he plays for them and i hope Fergie has a heart attack over it , they both deserve each other and they both deserve to suffer big time .
Of course if it doenst happen then ignore the above :p

Exactly, the behaviour of both has been appalling for the whole saga. I hope he breaks his leg and see how his recovery goes with his chain smoking. I've nothing but disdain for the sulking, unprofessional prick. Last time I checked the decent thing was to play for the club you signed and re-signed for and give your all until they allow you to speak to other clubs. Such disrespect and indecency to the club and fans that gave him his chance in England and gave him big money to do his stuff. Go **** yourself Berba, ****ing prima donna. I hope when we play United Woody goes through the ****er and finishes him. :mad:

[choda]

Marcspurs on SO saying he has text saying done! :D

Please be true. :D :D :D

[berbzy 'G']

Abit of good news :D

One of the geezers who work for SSN was reporting at Chigwell (Spurs Training Ground) that he is confident that Tottenham could sign 3 or 4 more players within 3 hours

[MarlowSpurs]

We didnt even give Man Utd permission to talk to Berbatov, It sounds like as soon as the bid came in he got on a plane and ****ed right off!

What I want to know is who paid for the private jet that took him to manchester??????????????

[SunDog]

Another quote for the funnehs

2115: "I'm sure if the Berbatov saga isn't wrapped up by midnight, Fergie can always point to his watch for a few extra minutes of added time."
Aarfy_Aardvark on 606

[berbzy 'G']

What I want to know is who paid for the private jet that took him to manchester??????????????

Well he could of travelled up to Manchester by donkey this morning

[RuFuS]

Well he could of travelled up to Manchester by donkey this morning

Tony Adams going to UTD as well :eek: no ones going to believe that :p

[SunDog]

Re: Berba and utd permissions...

From marcspurs on SO

Still no fee agreed with Spurs and no permission.......

Just spoken to a friend of mine in Geneva who used to work at UEFA about this, and he reckons if Spurs made a complain to UEFA they could impose very severe sanctions on Manure and Berbatov...... including having them thrown out of the CL.......

Doubt it would happen but would be funny if it did.

[mydadspants]

Surely Fergie can't get away with illegally approaching him now! Its an absolute ****ing farce, the **** has passed a medical and aggreed terms and they've not even agreed a fee yet! I honestly think we should refuse any offer less than what city were prepared to pay and make the **** stay if they don't cough up! The whole situation stinks

[MarlowSpurs]

if Spurs made a complain to UEFA they could impose very severe sanctions on Manure and Berbatov...... including having them thrown out of the CL.......

now that would make my ****ing year

[Mattyboii]

i would cry tears of joy if they got kicked out of CL.
i would laugh my head off
i would rub it in my friends faces
i don't know what else i would do
but more would come to me

[jrio]

scout on COYS

diarra yes to spurs...
routledge to stoke..
pennant to b'burn..
utd's Campbell to wigan
anymore ill text

[jrio]

"Still no fee agreed with Spurs and no permission.......

Just spoken to a friend of mine in Geneva who used to work at UEFA about this, and he reckons if Spurs made a complaint to UEFA they could impose very severe sanctions on Manure and Berbatov...... including having them thrown out of the CL....... "

I just don't believe there's not something behind this. Inconceivable that even the Evil Ferg would blatantly flout regulations in this manner. But that would be fantastic. :D

[SunDog]

Topic: they have had permission!
Posted: Today at 9:47pm
deal nearly agreed.

Man U know they have to match City...

agreed on 32m but not breakdown of deal or if a player involved but 32m is the final figure.

Well done Levy

From Archibald on SO

So they did have permission and Spurs look to have played a good hand of poker.

[jrio]

From Archibald on SO

So they did have permission and Spurs look to have played a good hand of poker.
They had to have permission, anything else was bullshit. A good hand of poker? 32m in the bank, 2 strikers left at the club, one who can't play in the UEFA. I call that a losing hand.

[SunDog]

They had to have permission, anything else was bullshit. A good hand of poker? 32m in the bank, 2 strikers left at the club, one who can't play in the UEFA. I call that a losing hand.

Depends how you look at it, what if you dealt a pile of shite (Berba had already gone in his head, he werent playing for us again), what do you do?

Fold (just sell him for whatever manure wanted to pay)

Or play out the hand (32m is a big jump from the reported 20.5m take it or leave bid from manure).

We may not be winning the tournament, but I would say we won the hand.

Anyway thats enough of the poker related chat, lets hope the next 2 hours see that money getting spent, and lets see fergie deal the strop when ronaldo is fit again and berba gets to play CC footy and last 20 mins PL.

[larry]

just seen a rumour that owen could be coming our way

[matthius23]

Just home from 5-aside... turned on Skysports 1 and see footage of Berbs and Fergie emerging from a room all smiles and shaking hands. I hope that handshake cost you £34mil ya' red nosed schweinhunt.

[Keanoldinho]

O)OOHHHHHHHH FFS I go out for 6 hours then come hom,e and we still aint signed nobody since Corluka this morning and fecking Berbs is still not gone WTF

[larry]

just found this on the bbc site not sure its true but if it is its a good deal!


2236: Breaking news which might not be true but is still awesome: Dimitar Berbatov is on his way to Manchester United. Apparently, I've heard from a source (oh come on), United have now matched Man City's bid, throwing in Frazier Campbell as part of the deal. Now that, true or not, is breaking news.

[wayne wonder]

looks like we're getting campbell(manc one) :( great ****ing great levy is a total arse we could have avoided this shit with berbatov and done it 1st thing this morning surely??

[berbzy 'G']

Surley Robinho will not leave Madrid for ****ing Man Shitty will he?

[choda]

just found this on the bbc site not sure its true but if it is its a good deal!


2236: Breaking news which might not be true but is still awesome: Dimitar Berbatov is on his way to Manchester United. Apparently, I've heard from a source (oh come on), United have now matched Man City's bid, throwing in Frazier Campbell as part of the deal. Now that, true or not, is breaking news.

32 million deal including a back up striker with potential will do me.

[denis-cro]

32 million deal including a back up striker with potential will do me.

Fair enough...

[berbzy 'G']

Fraizer Campbell could seriously be part of the Berbatov deal by tonight, He would be a good back up striker

[Indianspur]

His value should be no more than 5m..of they think he is worth 8-10mil then were doing a bad bit of business as heskey would be better for the same value,

[berbzy 'G']

Klose to Spurs... :cool:

[choda]

Klose to Spurs... :cool:

Where do you get that?

[wayne wonder]

i want hunterlaar :( **** me i'd take heskey or benni mccarthy even owen right now we need a 3rd striker and a DM and i'd be semi pleased

[berbzy 'G']

i want hunterlaar :( **** me i'd take heskey or benni mccarthy even owen right now we need a 3rd striker and a DM and i'd be semi pleased

Dont panic, We have the mighty Emile Heskey to come !!!! :rolleyes:

[choda]

i want hunterlaar :( **** me i'd take heskey or benni mccarthy even owen right now we need a 3rd striker and a DM and i'd be semi pleased

I'm still calm and expectant, but I'm getting twitchy. They are leaving it bloody late!

[berbzy 'G']

Neil? How come we cant swear on here now without the ******... I enjoyed swearing at Tottenham this year in the match threads when we conceded goals

[matthius23]

Neil? How come we cant swear on here now without the ******... I enjoyed swearing at Tottenham this year in the match threads when we conceded goals

Hehe, **** censorship! :D I thought you were all just being polite (for once) and hiding your naughties :cool:

[Shuggie13]

Neil? How come we cant swear on here now without the ******... I enjoyed swearing at Tottenham this year in the match threads when we conceded goals

Because you've been using the word KANT like it's going out of fashion :p

[Shuggie13]

****ing Berbatov cock arse **** **** 34 million ****ing bulgarian ****.

[berbzy 'G']

Because you've been using the word KANT like it's going out of fashion :p

not just me, I think youve called me a kant, or someone else in football before?
:eek:

[Keanoldinho]

Because you've been using the word KANT like it's going out of fashion :p



I like C U N T!!!!!!!!!!!:D :p

[jrio]

Just amasing:

"Real Madrid president Ramon Calderon on Spanish television station VEO: "We have agreed to sell the player for human reasons, for footballing reasons and for an important quantity of money."

We've signed Pav and Corluka, potentially Campbell, and sold Berba. If you value Campbell at 7m(I don't), that's break even. It's also about that over the whole summer. Net, we've spent virtually nothing.

[Shuggie13]

not just me, I think youve called me a kant, or someone else in football before?
:eek:

I would never call you a Brian Cant. I never swear. I am clean living sir.

[Keanoldinho]

45 minutes to go oooohhhhhhh ffs and we're fecking still waiting for a DM and Keano replacement

[matthius23]

"Real Betis have confirmed the signing of Sergio Garcia, who had been linked with Tottenham Hotspur, from Real Zaragoza"

[berbzy 'G']

I would never call you a Brian Cant. I never swear. I am clean living sir.

I'm sure you have? You must have told me to f*ck off a few times, I know BillyandtheBollox has ???:D

[Keanoldinho]

Just amasing:

"Real Madrid president Ramon Calderon on Spanish television station VEO: "We have agreed to sell the player for human reasons, for footballing reasons and for an important quantity of money."

We've signed Pav and Corluka, potentially Campbell, and sold Berba. If you value Campbell at 7m(I don't), that's break even. It's also about that over the whole summer. Net, we've spent virtually nothing.



Levy is a tight arsed
































































C U N T

[Keanoldinho]

I'm sure you have? You must have told me to f*ck off a few times, I know BillyandtheBollox has ???:D



F U C K O F F BERPS :D :p

[Mattyboii]

wow there really is a filter now
all the stars
o well who gives a **** :)

[berbzy 'G']

F U C K O F F BERPS :D :p

I suppose you enjoyed that :cool:

[wayne wonder]

I'm still calm and expectant, but I'm getting twitchy. They are leaving it bloody late!

Mate its just so wrong though what we playing at

[Keanoldinho]

I suppose you enjoyed that :cool:



not really berps, but we need a bloody DM and ST and I'm blaming you if we don't get both

[choda]

Mate its just so wrong though what we playing at

If it goes right I will just say, 'fair enough'. If they don't I may blow up this new filter I'll be cursing so much. Lol.

[Spur]

Just thought I'd let everyone know that what SSN have just said regarding Man Utd submitting paperwork has absolutely nothing to do with the deal they'd have to have agreed with us - that is the Spurs paperwork ala Corluka joining three weeks back.

[larry]

garcia gone to real betis

[Shuggie13]

I'm sure you have? You must have told me to f*ck off a few times, I know BillyandtheBollox has ???:D

No I haven't! I never tell anyone to f*ck off. Stop accusing me of sh*t I haven't done. In fact just **** off you ****ing **** :) :p

[larry]

**** **** **** shit **** ****

[berbzy 'G']

No I haven't! I never tell anyone to f*ck off. Stop accusing me of sh*t I haven't done. In fact just **** off you ****ing **** :) :p

Dont make me come over there:rolleyes: :eek:

[Sumsio]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Bored now just want the P R I C K to go!

[berbzy 'G']

LOL!!!!!!!

Robinho is a mug!!!! Oh Dear!

[Sumsio]

LOL!!!!!!!

Robinho is a mug!!!! Oh Dear!

whats appnd?

[Mattyboii]

robinhos only gone to Man Sh itty for 32mil :eek:

[larry]

i hope he goes to city just to **** off all the chelscumski

[wayne wonder]

If it goes right I will just say, 'fair enough'. If they don't I may blow up this new filter I'll be cursing so much. Lol.

we have 25mins how has it come to this?? ****ing berbatov its his fault lol

[berbzy 'G']

How the **** can Man City get Robinho, Surely if you were to ask any player in the World if they'd rather join Manchester City or Tottenham Hotspur, Surely they would say Tottenham

[matthius23]

i hope he goes to city just to **** off all the chelscumski

Yeah, I wonder how Roman feels now that someone has... 'Romaned' him :p

[irishspur]

robinhos only gone to Man Sh itty for 32mil :eek:

This is ridiculous theyre buying a top four finish even chelshit werent this bad how can they suddenly spend 50 million on two players utd and chelski have been chasing for weeks. Feck these piss artists from dubai comin in and makin it harder for normal clubs like us to compete in the transfer market:mad:

[berbzy 'G']

I say we are f*cked for the future, If there is any team going to break into the top 4 now its those blessed and lucky city c*nts...

[wayne wonder]

This is ridiculous theyre buying a top four finish even chelshit werent this bad how can they suddenly spend 50 million on two players utd and chelski have been chasing for weeks. Feck these piss artists from dubai comin in and makin it harder for normal clubs like us to compete in the transfer market:mad:

we aint normal we're just dumb ****ers when it comes to transfers!!

[Shuggie13]

I say we are f*cked for the future, If there is any team going to break into the top 4 now its those blessed and lucky city c*nts...

Don't panic. The Scum have had their success and their record signing is still Wiltord at £13milll. Hughes must be bricking it though, only a matter of time before he is replaced by a mourinhoe-like manager.

[Keanoldinho]

some super rich **** will come along and buy us soon enough but Robinho in a shitty shirt will look funny as ****

[irishspur]

I say we are f*cked for the future, If there is any team going to break into the top 4 now its those blessed and lucky city c*nts...

Its scandalous just like chelski all over again sweet **** to our dreams of a top four finish. A year or two it will be 'THE BIG FIVE' getting overhyped and the gap is widening. Its not a sport anymore its a rat-race.

[berbzy 'G']

lol I'm laughing in disbelief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For the past 5 years we have been the strongest looking team to break the top 4, and now suddenly in the space of a morning to the late evening City get taken over by Massive billionaires and get star players to **** us up!

[GOONHATER]

if manure sing berbastrop and thfc didn't give permission to talk to him but there he is at old trafford shaking hands with all around him then we are officially there bitches!

[Keanoldinho]

this whole censorship thing is ****ing awful what the ****ing **** bag shit **** **** where you thinking Neil?

[wayne wonder]

How the **** have we noty got a DM and striker in place?? i know transfers aint easy but ****ing hell im pissed off we're so shit sometimes :mad:

[larry]

anyone else think fergies gonna change his mind at 2359?

[Keanoldinho]

if manure sing berbastrop and thfc didn't give permission to talk to him but there he is at old trafford shaking hands with all around him then we are officially there bitches!



we're just a ****ing feeder club with big dreams :( I hate football

[irishspur]

this whole censorship thing is ****ing awful what the ****ing **** bag shit **** **** where you thinking Neil?

********************************************:mad: :confused: :p

[nuttyhotspurs]

what exactly has comoli and co. been doing for the past 6 or 7 hrs. we had the pav and corluka deals tied up while i was at work??? did we ever have any intention of buying another proven striker to help us in the uefa? ****s sake!!the only thing that wud cheer me up now is if we pulled the plug on the mugs at utd then ask ssn to film them while it happens

we best get what man city were offering

[wayne wonder]

Someone just asked what happened to this club and the reply was this

It went in "84 when we went PLC - just ask Keith Burkinshaw

[Keanoldinho]

anyone else think fergies gonna change his mind at 2359?



not a chance Fergie needs Berbatov like the Chinese need rice

Berby will complete manures attack

[choda]

we're just a ****ing feeder club with big dreams :( I hate football

We've still got Ramos and City are yet to show what they will be. Hughes has to show what he can do with big expectation as well. I wouldn't panic, Ramos is superb and in time he will have us on the up big time. If City come in for him and he goes that is when we are up the shitter.

[berbzy 'G']

I might go on strike from football if we keep being a ****ing feeder club and spend the money on the wrong players, not to mention losing the first games of the season

[matthius23]

I wanna go to bed... this last 10 mins better be worth staying up for!

I'm gonna have a fag.

(did fag get censored?)

[berbzy 'G']

hmmmmmmmmmmm 7 minutes to go, will we still get our DM and ST

[Spur]

Scout saying Campbell done.

Archie saying we trying for two deals in different offices...

[MarlowSpurs]

I wanna go to bed... this last 10 mins better be worth staying up for!

I'm gonna have a fag.

(did fag get censored?)

only if it gets used in a gay sort of way.

6 mins to go and **** all on the radar front

[jrio]

Scout saying Campbell done.

Archie saying we trying for two deals in different offices...

we are trying on 2 deals still in seperate offices....

Berba wont be announced until we know where we are we have 20 mins!

Now 6, Archie! I bet Campbell is one of these!

[choda]

Scout saying Campbell done.

Archie saying we trying for two deals in different offices...

And we must be risking no medicals.

[Keanoldinho]

We've still got Ramos and City are yet to show what they will be. Hughes has to show what he can do with big expectation as well. I wouldn't panic, Ramos is superb and in time he will have us on the up big time. If City come in for him and he goes that is when we are up the shitter.


yea yea yea I know but why the **** didn't we buy a DM


you know this means we're stuck with JJ and Zok in the starting 11 for 4 more months minimum. I'm depressed:(

[Spur]

we are trying on 2 deals still in seperate offices....

Berba wont be announced until we know where we are we have 20 mins!

Now 6, Archie! I bet Campbell is one of these!

I bet that too.

[wayne wonder]

I bet that too.

Just read that im so pissed off mate seriously!!

[MarlowSpurs]

this made me laugh on the bbc

but the move cannot proceed without the go-ahead from Tottenham. If you were chairman Daniel Levy, what would you do? For the record, I'd keep him. Just for a laugh.

So would I

[Spur]

And we must be risking no medicals.

What happens when this is the case is the clubs take out massive insurance premiums to safeguad their investments. Costs a bit but it keeps them protected.

[choda]

yea yea yea I know but why the **** didn't we buy a DM


you know this means we're stuck with JJ and Zok in the starting 11 for 4 more months minimum. I'm depressed:(

Wait a second here, stay tuned for a half hour and we will talk then.

[berbzy 'G']

here we go, 2 minutes to get a CDM

[choda]

What happens when this is the case is the clubs take out massive insurance premiums to safeguad their investments. Costs a bit but it keeps them protected.

Or the agents may have an independent medical team certificate as of today ready and signed. It wouldn't surprise me when you consider the money involved for all parties.

[MarlowSpurs]

thats it midnight I'm now a pumpkin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[berbzy 'G']

thats it midnight I'm now a pumpkin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMFAO!!!!!!!

[Keanoldinho]

here we go, 2 minutes to get a CDM




IT's all your fault BERPES





AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



YOU C U N T


F U C K
O F F

[wayne wonder]

cant we do deals subject to medical to get around it???

[choda]

We may have to wait another hour to see what went through as they wait for confirmation faxes to return and so on and then announce it as official.

[wayne wonder]

IT's all your fault BERPES





AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



YOU C U N T


F U C K
O F F


LOL LOL LOL!!

[choda]

cant we do deals subject to medical to get around it???

I suppose as the selling clubs will know the players fitness and condition and if they know the player will pass they would probably agree. However, I'd imagine there are registration issues that probably prevent this.

[MarlowSpurs]

Well IF Berbastrop has gone to utd then I hope on his debut game first kick of the ball he picks up an injury that forces him out of action for the rest of the season, just to see the look on fergies face knowing he's back to square one and £30 odd million poorer.

[berbzy 'G']

IT's all your fault BERPES





AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



YOU C U N T


F U C K
O F F

What? Why me :confused:

[Keanoldinho]

What? Why me :confused:


because you're the JJ of THFCTALK scapegoat and now you're going to get hung drawn and quartered after jrio gives you a bj :eek: :eek:

[nuttyhotspurs]

wat a let down

[berbzy 'G']

because you're the JJ of THFCTALK scapegoat and now you're going to get hung drawn and quartered after jrio gives you a bj :eek: :eek:

**** that for a laugh

[nuttyhotspurs]

wonder where smertin is goin. fulham terminated his contract. quality player

[Mattyboii]

phew im glad i escaped being a scape goat:)

[jrio]

because you're the JJ of THFCTALK scapegoat and now you're going to get hung drawn and quartered after jrio gives you a bj :eek: :eek:

Exactly how many guys did you ass rape in jail, BigBilly? ;)

[Keanoldinho]

phew im glad i escaped being a scape goat:)



we're saving you for January ;)

[Keanoldinho]

Exactly how many guys did you ass rape in jail, BigBilly? ;)


none but I did smoke alot of roll ups

[Mattyboii]

oooh gooody
definitely dug my grave there

oh ****

[berbzy 'G']

none but I did smoke alot of roll ups

and stuck your fingers up womens bottoms :eek:

[Mattyboii]

dont want to be asking stupid questions
but did u go to jail?

Might as well be singing thats my funeral

[Keanoldinho]

and stuck your fingers up womens bottoms :eek:


mostly just my thumb when I'm hitting it from the back followed by my cock:D :D

[berbzy 'G']

wow! did you really go to jail BillyandtheBollox? :cool:

[berbzy 'G']

mostly just my thumb when I'm hitting it from the back followed by my cock:D :D

lol I bet your a right snake in the grass with the ladys

[Keanoldinho]

wow! did you really go to jail BillyandtheBollox? :cool:



ooohh ffs it was shit so go to school and get good grades you little fecker and become an accountant or somethin

[jrio]

dont want to be asking stupid questions
but did u go to jail?

Might as well be singing thats my funeral

Oh yes. But let him tell you himself. :D

[Mattyboii]

what where you in for???
its weird how berps gets blame
i asked first lol sooorrryy

actually nevermind

[SCIFIN17YID]

I am playing World of Warcraft, got to say I am hooked on it, but who have we 100% got, I know we have Pavlyuchenko & Corluka, but have we got 100% any more, also who is gone ?

[Keanoldinho]

Oh yes. But let him tell you himself. :D


It doesn't bother me in the slightest I don't cry over spilt milk. I love my life and wouldn't change a thing.


but you on the other hand are a 50 year old divorceed wank stain saddoo

[choda]

mostly just my thumb when I'm hitting it from the back followed by my cock:D :D

RALMAO. Oh for ****s sake. LOL.

[Keanoldinho]

I am playing World of Warcraft, got to say I am hooked on it, but who have we 100% got, I know we have Pavlyuchenko & Corluka, but have we got 100% any more, also who is gone ?


noone Berbatov is with manure but it hasn't been announced and Robinho moved to city:eek:

[Keanoldinho]

RALMAO. Oh for ****s sake. LOL.



see choda knows what I'm talking about. you got to massage the butthole first then slide it right in use abit of spit of course :D :D bitches love that shit ;) they'll have a super orgasim

[SCIFIN17YID]

noone Berbatov is with manure but it hasn't been announced and Robinho moved to city:eek:

OMG WTF why did we just not sell him to city for £30 mill ?

[berbzy 'G']

****, it makes you sick the fact that man u fans are singing to Berbatov outside Old Trafford, it feels wierd that one of your own legends long loved has ****ed off

[berbzy 'G']

fraizer Campbell Gone To Spurs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Been Confirmed On Ssn

[jrio]

It doesn't bother me in the slightest I don't cry over spilt milk. I love my life and wouldn't change a thing.


but you on the other hand are a 50 year old divorceed wank stain saddoo
Just get on with it, jailbird.

SSN: 30.75m for Berba, Campbell on a year's loan, Spurs drop complaint to FA.

[Mattyboii]

only a season long loan
we should of had him for permanent

[Rojoknapp]

so let me get this straight. Citeh have robinho, united have berbatov, and we got..... erm.... frazier campbell??? **** OFF THAT IS ****ING SHIT!!! WE HAVE BEEN ****ING ROBBED!!! WHY ARE WE A ****ING FEEDER CLUB?!?!?!?!?!? I ****ING HATE ****ING FOOTBALL!!!

[Rojoknapp]

and campbell is a ****ing loan deal. **** sake.

[GOONHATER]

We are man u's GIMPS

[SCIFIN17YID]

FFS bullshit everytime bullshift, **** transfer windows always the same shit bollocks !

[wayne wonder]

:( I have no words!!:(