Queen Victoria is dead

[LEEBOYSPUR]

Apologies to all if I am being incredibly slow, but have we actually signed

1. Carlton Cole
2. Pascal Chimpbondage

Cannot sift myth from fact in the press nowadays......

[highlander]

no we are yet to sign either. i think the only player we have signed is Dimitar Berbatov

[SurreySpur]

Chimbonda has said he will decide where he's going after the world-cup. I'm not sure whats going on with Carlton Cole.

[LEEBOYSPUR]

Chimpbonder is revealing himself to be a proper ****ing mercenary. One good season at a pissant northern club and he thinks he is Paolo Maldini.

[Welsh Spur]

Obviously United or Arse aint come in for him otherwise I think he'd have signed for them by now...

[mjbmedia]

we' ve signed neither


o and by the way, Queen Victoria is actually alive and well and living in Droitwich!!!!