Apparently...

[Baleinho]

Robbie Keane on his way to boyhood heroes celtic for around £8m. With Darren Bent on his way to Spurs, Keane's postion will be under severe threat.
Lee McDowall - Ayrshire

Darren Bent is having a medical at White Hart Lane as we speak for an undisclosed free!
Ian Thompson - Cambridge

Sources have told me that Stewart Downing is being linked with Tottenham, with Jermain Defoe going the other way to Middlesbrough.
Joshua Jones - Middlesbrough

Robbie Keane to travel to Parkhead for medical with Celtic. Relative of agent spilled the beans.
paul groger - london


I cant see keane leaving but it might explain why bent is coming to yiddo's :S

what you think?

edit:

****ing hell theres more rofl

I have it on very good authority that Tottenham will complete the signing of Royston Drenthe from Feyenoord for £6 million in the next month. Martin Jol believes that Drenthe and Bale can form a lethal partnership down Spurs' left. Also, do not be suprised to see Sneijder snub Aston Villa and join Tottenham for a fee of £11.5 million.
Tyrone Alexander - London

My uncle works as a physio at St.James's. Kieron Dyer is on his way to Spurs with Robbie Keane going the other way !!!
Jonny Murdoch - Belfast

[AssaTM]

Please dont read the Sky Sports rumours page then tell us about it, 99% of it really isnt true, Keane just signed a new contract like a month ago? btw :p

[Baleinho]

lol i know 99.9% of it is bullshit, thats why i posted it as 'apparently'. I kinda forgot its hard to detect sarcasm on forums lol :P

Its still fun to read- like the tabloids; most of it is bullshit or glorified bullshit but its still fcking entertaining :D

[AssaTM]

Haha fair enough then, and yeh, I wish the Sneijder thing was true though, lets hope eh ;) :p

[Spur]

One of my mates put something up on there last year. It was complete bollocks what he wrote, he just done it for a laugh - probably like every one of them!

[wayne wonder]

Haha fair enough then, and yeh, I wish the Sneijder thing was true though, lets hope eh ;) :p

tell me bout it the little guy got 18 goals last season and for a creative midfielder in any league thats some record

[Baleinho]

indeed- were talking up there in the 'Gerrard' league.... lol

[olly27]

I wouldn't even bother reading that page..thats more like who we would love our club to sign..with real desperation attached to it!...but its well funny i suppose!