Favorite Chants

[derek zoolander]

What has been your favorite chant from past and present, looking to find some of the funniest songs, and possibly most offensive.

[Spur]

Well my favourite is the slow version of Spurs go marching on.

[berbzy 'G']

CHIM-CHIMMENY, CHIM-CHIMMENY, CHIM-CHIMENNY CHEROO, WE HATE THE BASTARDS IN CLARET AND BLUE!!!

:mad:

[\jackdaw]

Nyeeem from the half way line .. Nyeeeem from the halfway line


And always the old favourite ..

My old man said be an Arsenal fan

I said "**** off bollocks your a ****"

[shakey18]

How about-"My brothers in borstal, my mothers got pox, my sisters a whore down on Devonport docks, my uncles a whore and my aunties quite mad, and jack the rippers my dad".Prehaps thats just a Devon thing!!!.;)-Actually sounds like a typical West Ham family-pikey ****s!.

[hastingsyid]

How about-"My brothers in borstal, my mothers got pox, my sisters a whore down on Devonport docks, my uncles a whore and my aunties quite mad, and jack the rippers my dad".Prehaps thats just a Devon thing!!!.;)-Actually sounds like a typical West Ham family-pikey ****s!.

that was actually written by a pikey ****:D

[spurs_craig]

its not the best or by far the funniest but i like the appreciation of robbo when we clap/sing englands No.1 and robbo claps back...bit gay but it always makes me feel proud

just the same as when jol gets a smile on his face when we sing- he's got no hair and we dont care...

[spurs61]

My current favourite is the classic "I love Martin Jol..." Always makes me smile.:D

[Gregzy]

I thought last season's delightful "Get well soon" chant for Rsol was particularly clever, especially when the Guardian gave it a streamer tag as "The most offensive football chant of all time".

I wish more people knew the words to the history song, as that is far and away my favourite song to sing.

[MiloMinderbinder]

"sit down Pinnochio" to Phil Thompson whilst he was Liverpool assistant manager, even he thought it was funny.

Or; "**** off you *****phile" to the French turd, another chant which so delights left wing ****s that read/write for the Groiniad/Independent.

or, the communal song at Barca, spine tingling stuff.

[mydadspants]

For me when we played Brighton in the cup a season or two ago, to the chants of;

"We can see you holding hands"
"Does your boyfriend know you're here"

Probably not the best but one of the funniest.

[berbzy 'G']

Or ' You Take It Up The Rear, Cause Your So ****ing Queer, You Take It Up The Rear, Cause Your So ****ing Queer'

[Gregzy]

For me when we played Brighton in the cup a season or two ago, to the chants of;

"We can see you holding hands"
"Does your boyfriend know you're here"

Probably not the best but one of the funniest.

A mate of mine is a Brighton fan (no jokes..) and he said he was pissing himself at that one. He also would like it known that he was also cracking up when we were giving it the old "Van Persie - When the girl say no, molester!"

[ilovekeano]

I get it when I sing any of our songs but the full version of "when the spurs" does it for me.....quality mate, just quality from a quality team!

[Ginola's Son]

Don't like none of that offensive bollocks aimed at the opponents, just like pro-spurs songs.

'There's only one Keano' is a good'un, as is the black lace version of 'Do-Do-Do...Didier Zokora'. Also like 'it's a grand old team to play for'

[GOONHATER]

Don't like none of that offensive bollocks aimed at the opponents, just like pro-spurs songs.

'There's only one Keano' is a good'un, as is the black lace version of 'Do-Do-Do...Didier Zokora'. Also like 'it's a grand old team to play for'
In the tune of you are my Tottenham, it goes You are my lennon, my arron lennon, you make me happy when skys are grey! youre better value than theo wallcott, and by the way sol campbell's still GAY!!!!!

[Ginola's Son]

Intelligence personified.

[SCIFIN17YID]

This is a classic and I love it "

SOL SOL WHEREVER YOU MAY BE
NOT LONG NOW TILL LUNACY
AND WE WONT GIVE A **** IF YOUR HANGING FROM A TREE
YOU JUDAS **** WITH HIV !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ginola's Son]

That's pathetic.