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Gregzy
25th February 2007, 07:16 PM
Just recieved an MSN invite from one "<rdhspurs@hotmail.com>" and in the spirit of humour I accepted it, pretty certain of who may be behind it. Imagine my suprise when it turned out NOT to be Ricky H at all, but one Nick Haylebury who has a brother called Rick and is keen to find out "Who this Ricky H is, anyway". Well, aren't I just very silly for jumping to conclusions?

I should point out here, strictly for the benefit of "Aaron Lennon", that I am being entirely sarcastic and can't wait for your impending banning from our forums. Now I have your email address I will make it my personal mission to become a computer genius, develop the most horrible computer virus known to mankind and send it to you. **** off and do your homework, little boy.

Gregzy
25th February 2007, 07:30 PM
In which case, a few questions.

If you are 22 why can't you write properly?

Why do you say you live in Nevada but then on your profile say "In England"?

Don't you have your own MSN account?

Don't you just **** off and leave us all alone?

Answer post haste, please

Gregzy
25th February 2007, 07:32 PM
In which case, a few questions.

If you are 22 why can't you write properly?

Why do you say you live in Nevada but then on your profile say "In England"?

Don't you have your own MSN account?

Don't you just **** off and leave us all alone?

Answer post haste, please

Gregzy
25th February 2007, 07:37 PM
Since you changed it about two minutes ago.

And what about the rest of my questions?

You really must take us all for mugs, which is a very silly thing to take us for. Trolls should stay under the bridge where they belong.

JuicE
25th February 2007, 07:56 PM
**** off then!

hastingsyid
25th February 2007, 08:02 PM
im gonna hunt this **** down with my troops billywhizz,gregzy and goonhater and torture the little minge to death

Gregzy
25th February 2007, 08:12 PM
Corporal Gregzy reporting for duty, Sgt Hastings SAH!

hastingsyid
25th February 2007, 08:19 PM
Corporal Gregzy reporting for duty, Sgt Hastings SAH!

hahahaha:D

RuFuS
25th February 2007, 08:39 PM
Corporal Gregzy reporting for duty, Sgt Hastings SAH!

Where do i sign up for this mission :mad:

hastingsyid
25th February 2007, 08:43 PM
Where do i sign up for this mission :mad:

im putting me battle plans together then we can hunt down the little prick and torture him to death

RuFuS
25th February 2007, 08:46 PM
torture him to death

you forgot the word slowly :p

Spur
26th February 2007, 12:20 AM
Can someone catch it on video?

coys
26th February 2007, 07:19 PM
im gonna hunt this **** down with my troops billywhizz,gregzy and goonhater and torture the little minge to death

OOHH OOHH Can I Go Too Pleasee ??? :o

hastingsyid
26th February 2007, 07:52 PM
OOHH OOHH Can I Go Too Pleasee ??? :o

your signed my friend

Billywhizz
26th February 2007, 08:51 PM
let the hunt begin. :mad: :mad:

Hastings, i've took the trouble of drawing up a torture list, please feel free to add any that i've missed.;) ;)

1. teeth to be pulled with pilers

2. electrolodes attached to bollox whilst in the bath, that should make the **** jump.

3. elbow & knee joints to be smashed with a hammer

4. fingers to be severed with bolt-cutters

hastingsyid
26th February 2007, 08:54 PM
let the hunt begin. :mad: :mad:

Hastings, i've took the trouble of drawing up a torture list, please feel free to add any that i've missed.;) ;)

1. teeth to be pulled with pilers

2. electrolodes attached to bollox whilst in the bath, that should make the **** jump.

3. elbow & knee joints to be smashed with a hammer

4. fingers to be severed with bolt-cutters

hahaha sounds good

yido4life
26th February 2007, 09:47 PM
i think you'll find if you get a hammer drill and go through the knee caps it hurts alot more,much better than smashin the knee caps.;) just some friendly advice.

MarlowSpurs
27th February 2007, 08:35 AM
Just make sure you get it all on video and put it up on youtube, that way we can all watch.
ps How about using a nailgun to attach his bollocks to a table

Gregzy
27th February 2007, 09:47 PM
Just make sure you get it all on video and put it up on youtube, that way we can all watch.
ps How about using a nailgun to attach his bollocks to a table

Great idea, but we'll have to wait until they drop first...

GOONHATER
27th February 2007, 10:06 PM
let the hunt begin. :mad: :mad:

Hastings, i've took the trouble of drawing up a torture list, please feel free to add any that i've missed.;) ;)

1. teeth to be pulled with pilers

2. electrolodes attached to bollox whilst in the bath, that should make the **** jump.

3. elbow & knee joints to be smashed with a hammer

4. fingers to be severed with bolt-cutters5.Red hot poker up the arse.

Gregzy
27th February 2007, 10:13 PM
I don't know if anyone else is familiar with the cult horror/sci-fi flick Darkman, but the opening scene features some poor miscreant having his fingers removed with a cigar cutter. That'd stop the little **** trolling up our space, wouldn't it?

hastingsyid
27th February 2007, 11:10 PM
put in that msn address and started to wind the little muppet up,at first he thought i was hastingsyid then he thought i was jj..lol...the little prick swears hes 24,anyways left him wondering who the **** i was